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By Patrick Barkham

The Guardian

May 27, 2023

York groundsel was a cheerful yellow flower that slipped into global extinction in 1991, thanks to overzealous application of weedkiller in the city of its name.

But now the urban plant has been bought back to life in the first ever de-extinction in Britain, and is flowering again in York.

The species of groundsel was only ever found around the city and only evolved into its own species in the past century after non-native Oxford ragwort hybridised with native groundsel.

York groundsel, Senecio eboracensis, was discovered growing in the car park of York railway station in 1979 and was the first new species to have evolved in Britain for 50 years, thriving on railway sidings and derelict land.

But the new plant’s success was short-lived, as urban land was tidied up and chemicals applied to remove flowers dismissed as “weeds”.

It was last seen in the wild in 1991. Fortunately, researchers kept three small plants in pots on a windowsill in the University of York. These short-lived annual plants soon died, but they produced a precarious pinch of seed, which was lodged at Kew’s Millennium Seed Bank.

Andrew Shaw of the Rare British Plants Nursery had a vision to bring the species back to life, but when tests were carried out on some privately held seeds very few germinated successfully.

So Natural England, the government’s conservation watchdog, quickly authorised a de-extinction attempt via its species recovery programme, which has funded the revival of the most threatened native species for 30 years.

“The Millennium Seed Bank said the seed was getting near the end of its lifespan and so we thought we would only have one more chance of resurrecting it,” said Alex Prendergast, a vascular plant senior specialist for Natural England.

Natural England paid for a polytunnel at the Rare British Plants Nursery in Wales, where 100 of the tiny seeds were planted. To the botanists’ surprise, 98 of the seeds germinated successfully. The polytunnel rapidly filled with a thousand York groundsel plants.

In February six grams of seed – potentially thousands of plants – were sown into special plots around York on council and Network Rail land.

This week, the first plants in the wild for 32 years began to flower, bringing colour to the streets and railway sidings of York.

This de-extinction is likely to be a one-off in this country because York groundsel is the only globally extinct British plant that still persists in seed form and so could be revived.

But Prendergast said the de-extinction showed the value of the Millennium Seed Bank – to which plenty of York groundsel seed has now been returned – and there were a number of good reasons for bringing the species back to life.

“It’s a smiley, happy-looking yellow daisy and it’s a species that we’ve got international responsibility for,” he said.

“It only lives in York, and it only ever lived in York. It’s a good tool to talk to people about the importance of urban biodiversity and I hope it will capture people’s imagination.

“It’s also got an important value as a pollinator and nectar plant in the area because it flowers almost every month of the year.”

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cryptotheism

I like that Monster Hunter monsters shit and fart and stuff. People don't like thinking about it, but real animals use their digestive byproducts in their lives all the time. Rats facilitate social communication via pheromone profiles in their droppings.

Almurdron build their nests by mixing their own highly acidic excrement with muddy estuaries to make it difficult for other monsters to approach them. Volvidon flatulence is so foul-smelling it makes it impossible for hunters to stomach any medicine.

I bet Almurdron dung makes some crazy efficient fertilizer. Maybe one moves in to the local wetlands and it's like "fuck yes the harvest will be so good this year" but you've gotta capture and relocate that fucker FAST because he will unbalance the soil PH of the entire wetlands if you let him nest for too long.

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one-wizard-frog asked:

Where'd you come up with the idea for the church of the holy gun storyline? Sry if this's already been asked but its so good

cryptotheism answered:

I feel like a lot of grimdark settings get bogged down by shit that isn’t cartoonish uberviolence. I figured I would just cut out the middleman and write a flash series in which god was literally war. Not as in a god of war, but as in God is dead and there is only the gun.

It’s a literal interpretation of Blood Meridian’s most gnostic elements taken to their logical extreme. It’s an imperialist civilization capable of nothing but eternal colonial violence against itself.

radiofreederry

What does any of that have to do with the flash

cryptotheism

Does the flash have a Church of the Holy Gun?

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Still in awe that more than zero people in the world believe corals are just inanimate mineral formations, or that sea anemones are plants, or that sea urchins are just stationary objects, or that so many people didn’t know that every single seashell in the world comes from the death of its original owner and isn’t “molted” or “shed” from live snails. People deserve to know marine invertebrates as well as they do so many other animals :(

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#they don’t swap shells?? is that only the lil hermit crabs?? do they also not make their own shells??? I am confused #like I didn’t think snails swapped but are they the only ones who make them??

With the exception of a couple cephalopods, all spiral seashells are made by snails! The same shell grows with the snail its entire life and a hermit crab is simply a crustacean that learned to re-use the remains of dead snails :)

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but what about this ?

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I never heard of this and the fact that a sea anemone evolved to make exactly a fake snail shell is positively blowing my mind. A hermit crab isn’t even shaped that way. An anemone and a snail are completely different phyla. It must end up coiling the same way as a snail shell simply because it keeps growing with the hermit crab! It has to start as a curved aperture for the particular way a hermit crab retracts and the only way to make it keep growing is to spiral forward and then there’s just no way it’s not gonna come out exactly like a snail! That’s so ludicrous!!! The anemone does this so it’ll have the same crab as long as it lives?! It just keeps adding to the shell so the crab never feels the need to change!!?!?!